Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

YEsterday Life and Style posted some raunchy but censored pictures of Vanessa Manicure and Nick Lachey in the full monty. But apparently, there's more to it than that. There seems to be pictures of them having wild sex. TMZ says:

...a lawyer for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo is trying to keep photos of the couple having sex out of the weekly magazines and off the Internet.
TMZ has learned that the rest of the roll shows the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are "Paris sex tape-level scandalous," and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. That's hot!

Nick's lawyers are threatening to sue anyone who publishes them, although it might do both their careers a little good. They might actually be famous after that.

Prison has taught Paris a couple of things. I posted some pictures of Paris Hilton going swimming in Hawaii yesterday. Today we see a picture of her sort of like doing a half squat or something not wanting to touch the toilet seat. Nice. Great position.

This is freaky. Seriously. Anyone who looks like Paris Hilton ought to be shot and put in prison forever. Because this is so nigtmarish I will not go on further.

Tom Cruise was in Amsterdam. He's looking surprisingly good compared to previously. And talk about the alien reception he received.

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Vanessa Manicure was stripping in the middle of somewhere with boyfriend Nick Lachey, when Life and Style got a hold of pictures of them. Naked of course. You won't be able to see how they look like naked, but I agree that porn is served at its best when you can't see the whole thing. Makes you wanting more.

Britney Spears served restraining letters not to her mom but her sister  The Other Spears. Which says that she needs to stay away from her children. Now it seems she's fired her ex manager. And now she wants to get back at her mother. TMZ says:

After leaving Promises, as paparazzi waited for the golden shot of Britney drinking again, she began getting angry that she was at a rehab facility in the first place. Britney and her assistant, Allie Sims, called Promises multiple times, asking for a copy of the report showing that she tested dirty for drugs and/or alcohol when she checked in.

We're told it took several days to get an answer. Only two reports were sent to Britney's rep, both showing no drug or alcohol use whatsoever. Most shocking, the first reported was dated March 7, 15 days after Britney checked in.

Sources say one of Britney's reps then called the facility and asked for any evidence of a dirty test, but she was told there was nothing in the file. The question -- if the first test was taken more than two weeks after Britney checked in, how could they treat her if they didn't know the problem?

Britney fired Rudolph and has now drawn a line in the sand with her mom. As for Federline, we're told he's threatened to go to court and question Britney's fitness as a mom every time there's a disagreement. Spears, who is extremely protective, does not want to expose her kids to a public battle, so she's caved on many of his demands.

Its no surprised if Britney was declared mentally unstable and psycho. Or whack. Nut job. I think. No, I know.

Paris Hilton hits the beach in Hawaii. Without the scarecrow look. I prefer her in the scarecrow black hair look. Mighty hot looking I have to say.

No. This can't be true. Katie Holmes just auditioned for a role in the film version of the musical NINE.

Katie apparently did a singing and dancing audition for Rob on Tuesday.

Leave it to Katie Holmes, to potentially destroy this show, just like how she almost did it with Batman.

Paris Hilton is looking really hot here. Its an entirely different look. She may be a liar. She may be an ex-con. And can't sing / act, whatever. But she fills gossip pages up. Aside from looking like a scarecrow, she's totally hot.