Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

The purpose of her stomach was intentional. Because she's actually hiding her hideous looking butt. Something doesn't look quite right with that butt of hers. Hmm. Hmmm. 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to do a naked steamy racy photo shoot together. How sick can this be? Much like how David and Victoria did, but they're hot.

Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that's rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they've so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.
"Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry," says a pal. "They want to show the world how much."
While the finer details are yet to be confirmed, insiders say they'd like at least one photo to feature them naked.
"They are already planning the various photos," says a source close to the pair. "Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam."

I don't think I ever want to see Katie Holmes naked. Because that's just wrong. She's just plain, and well an alien now. I couldn't even bring myself to masturbate to a naked Katie Holmes. That bad. That bad.

Oh looks like everything you left in the past might come back and bite you. 10 years ago R Kelly will finally face the 14 counts of child pornography against him. In 2002, the Chicago Sun Times exposed a sex tape Kelly made with a girl who was then 14 years old.  There were sex acts, and Kelly was pissing on the girl. However, he denied it was him, and the girl's family denied it was the girl too.

A Chicago judge has announced Sept. 17 as the start date for the trial.  The case has dragged on as prosecutors and defense attorneys sparred over various issues, including the timeline when the X-rated home movie was made, and which evidence was admissible. In the interim, the "I Can Believe I Can Fly" crooner has released seven albums, including Double Up in May, and continued to tour.

Child pornography is wrong. Though I like R Kelly's music, if he's a sick son of a bitch liking child pornography person, he should go to jail. for a very long time.

Dina Lohan, or otherwise known as White Oprah is being sued by a man in Las Vegas claiming that she borrowed 400,000 to help her establish Lindsay's music career.

...lawyer A. Raymond Hamrick says some of the dough was used to record songs with Gloria Estefan's husband, Emilio Estefan. But Lindsay bolted in the middle of the sessions when she got a deal with Casablanca Records, which released her album, "A Little More Personal (Raw)." "My clients were out their money," Hamrick said.   Dina's lawyer, David Chesnoff told The Post's Marianne Garvey: "You mean the funds he claimed he lent her?"

In White Oprah's defence, she probably wanted it for her own talk show. What loser would be stupid enough to lend that kind of money to her?

Heidy Montag wears a Girls Gone Wild bikini. Just look at the way her fiance is staring at her ass. Its like this is the first time he's seen it. Classic.

Victoria Beckham is hot. And though she may be the most attention seeking whore ever, but still you gotta admit, she's way hot. And way hotter than Britney. She's also reportedly pissed off the management of Chateau Marmont because she 'always lets the paps know' when she'll be arriving.

"Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh. But Britney didn't want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead."

That's not how they work it in England. Looks like she's the next Lindsay? Well, as for Britney, isn't she always jealous? I'm surprised she didn't approach Victoria to exchange clothes. Like how footballers do when they end games.