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The Sun UK, the trusted source for all pictures being naked, has Britney drunk, topless and making out in a poll with a guy she just met.

Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.
Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s
“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.
“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.
He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.”
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.
Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”

Hand picked you say? Like I mentioned before, lucky? 5 years ago maybe.

According to Us Magazine, Britney Spears has taken the cake for the winner of all things slutty and cheap. All in, equivalent to whorish behaviour. A man named Matt Encinias tells them he was an extra on her latest video shoot, and when the day ended, he and several others were invited to hang out in the pool at the Standard hotel. Then she took off her top and started making out wtih Matt.

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.
“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.”
“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues. "And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”
It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

Nymph? Perhaps. Lucky college kid? Yes. And no. Yes 5 years ago. No right now onwards. I hope he wore like a condom on his tongue, God knows how dirty Britney Spears is right now.

Earlier on I posted the cover of star featuring Nicole Richie, but had a small caption where it said that K-Fed and Lynne Spears are bonking. Lynne Spears is Britney's mom.

E! must be selling out these days. First it was with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie with Simple Life. Now that Simple Life is dropped, Kim Kardashian is getting her own show on E! with Kelly Osbourne.

E! had planned for the daughters of rockers Ozzy Osbourne and Rod Stewart to replace the "Simple Life's" Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But "the network just wasn't into Kelly and Kimberly's show," an insider tells In Touch.
New plans are for a family-based show featuring Kim Kardashian, a former Hilton pal infamous for her own sex tape. The supporting cast would include her four sisters, as well as mom Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner — the Olympic medalist dad of that other would-be reality star, Brody Jenner.

If no one watched her sex tape, then who is going to watch her reality tv show? think about it!

Mena Suvari is not a lesbian, as opposed to rumors that were going around.

When an English director referred to the “American Beauty” star as “an immensely talented thespian,” some dimwitted Internet posters thought she’d switched her sexual orientation. Then, this week, when pictures appeared of Suvari in L.A. with her hair shorn, fans wondered whether “she’d done a Britney.” In fact, she was trimmed for her role in the film adaptation of Hemingway’s “The Garden of Eden,” which wrapped recently in Spain.

If she's not a lesbian why did she shave her head? Why?? Someone tell me why!!

Don't know anything about this except from what the headline says on this cover. it's always sad to see some chick lose their kid like that if this is true or watever.

Oh wait I just saw it: Brit's Mom & Kevin Are they a couple????

Cate Blanchett has become such an energy conservist or however you spell that, that she's no longer going to shower.

The actress admits she has installed timers all around her home to restrict energy levels - and one is even on her shower head. Now she's no longer washing her hair, Blanchett has realized, "I only need to have a two minute shower." She adds, "I went to a website and my husband was laughing at me because a box arrived with 30 timers, and I thought, 'Excellent, stocking fillers!'"

Spread the word. Don't have sex with Cate Blanchett.

I'm not sure if Kate Hudson is famous but Dax Sheppard will be because he's getting it on good. Us Magazine says:

Kate Hudson has already taken her new boyfriend home to meet the parents. Nighttime barbecues! Jet-skiing! Lakeside PDA! It was all part of the fun during Hudson’s weeklong vacation with Dax Shepard.
On July 30, the two lovebirds – who were first photographed together July 13 – flew on a private jet to Muskoka, Canada, where Kurt Russell and mom Goldie Hawn own a home.
“Dax fit right in,” says a source.  He played tennis with Hudson’s younger brothers Wyatt and Boston, and helped teach her 3-year-old son, Ryder, how to fish.

Anything to seal the deal huh!

Jessica Simpson should clearly know how to smarten up after her last movie, some blonde thing, gets to DVD right away instead of a cinema release. Here on her new set, Major Movie Star she's starting to behave unpleasantly.

Johny Depp allegedly sent both his dogs away so that his children will be safe from them. One of the dogs, bit an employee at the facility where they are being kept. He pays 2k a month just to keep them there.