Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

I thought Sanjaya had gone back to wherever he came from, and true enough, he did! He's standing next to his (unofficially announced) mother! Janice Dickinson and Sanjaya strike a scary resemblance.

Here's an incredible picture for a believe it or not moment. Milla Jovovich has gone from 130 pounds to 193 pounds. She looks like a whale. From her actual size, its debateable that if she were Salma Hayek, she would have been twice of Salma's size. She says:

 She said: "I'm happy to tell all the pregnant ladies out there that I've
gone from 130 pounds to 193 pounds. It's a lot of weight to put on quickly
and I only have myself to blame.

"I could eat peanut butter sandwiches and bagels all day. I see no problem
with it.

"Of course my doctor does see a problem with it. So I've gone cold turkey on
the bread. I'm doing chicken and veggies and trying to be the healthiest
mother.

"But if I could continue with the peanut butter, I'd be the happiest mom in
the world!"

Amazing what peanut butter does to you.

Somebody please me tell me who is the guy who socked Gayrez Hilton here in the eye. Because I'd like to congratulate him and award him 1 billion points for being the epitome of MAN. It was most likely Hugh Hefner possibly because he too can't stand him.

The people over at Forbes set out on a mission to find the top-selling celeb face. They evaluated the sales of the six leading celebrity weeklies– People, Star, US Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style and OK!–over a six-month period ending June 30.

And who came out on top as the top seller was? None other than Jennifer Aniston, of course. Appearing on every title except for Brangelina-obsessed In Touch at least once during the time period, her face collectively sold more than 5 million copies.

What’s more? The biggest disappointment at the newsstand turned out to be Britney Spears. While she was the most popular cover choice - with 18 in six months - Brit’s issues sold well below average.

Jude Law was spotted with a hat with Michael Caine, because dude's going bald. He's got a little brazilian on his forehead. Or what seems to be the upward extension of his forehead.

The world's #1 Brit Fan isn't feeling the love back from the object of his desire. Brit's friends say that she doesn't like Chrissy "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker at all and doesn't think he's funny.

A source told Us Weekly , “She thinks he's creepy and that all his videos are an obvious attempt at fame. She finds it insulting and difficult to watch."

Chrissy said it wasn't meant to be insulting and that he wanted Britaloonies to have a voice. He said, “There is nothing insulting there. It was for her fans to show our support.”

Even though Brit isn't interested in anything Chrissy has to say. He still supports her. He thinks she can come back.

“My mom lost custody of me when she was younger and she got it back. She can always get it together again.”

"It's a transitional time in her life. She's got time to change and she will."

Former MSNBC host and author Rita Cosby was hit with a $60 million libel lawsuit by attorney Howard K. Stern yesterday over allegations made in her recently-published book Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death.

According to the AP, "Stern's lawsuit says that the book falsely accuses Stern of, among other things, criminal lewd acts, homosexual acts, illegal possession and use of cocaine, conspiring to commit murder and kidnapping for ransom. 'Defendants have exploited Ms. Smith's life and death by publishing false and defamatory factual accusations against' Stern, according to the 65-page lawsuit filed by Atlanta lawyer Lin Wood."

Stern told Entertainment Tonight in September: "Most of these witnesses, or, you can't even call them witnesses, but sources to Rita Cosby's book, they were doing media after media interview after Anna passed away and they took every shot at me that their imaginations could possibly dream up. And all of a sudden, the same people are coming back and they're saying, 'oh by the way, I forgot... Howard and Larry are gay and there's a video of them together.' It's ridiculous. I mean it's absolutely absurd. That woman Rita Cosby is either the dumbest person on earth or she knows that she's printing false information. And I don't think she's the dumbest person on earth. Dannielynn is gonna read this garbage and it's almost like she's going have to get counselling from the age of three."

Stern is seeking $10 million in compensatory and $50 million in punitive damages.

Here's one piece of news nobody cars about. Stuff got stolen from the set, and director Steven Spielberg confirmed it. Nobody knows what was stolen, just that something was stolen. Possibly hardcore geeks, who have no patience.