Christina Aguilera forgot something

Latest to join the crowd of not wearing panties is Christina Aguilera. Pregnant women usually have disgusting vaginas. But Christina Aguilera is questionable. I wasn't quite sure how this would affect me. So I took out a book of Calculus and started doing all the sums in there. It was as if I knew what was going on. But all I was able to do was draw formulas the shape of a coochie. Its confusing. And I'm not sure why. Am I attracted to this? Or am I disgusted by it? Should I even be looking at it? Years from now, this very same day will haunt me.

  

Pictures are NSFW.

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Britney is dating a waiter

This makes perfect sense. Because Britney can keep her super figure and her new found love wouldn't care. Britney is now dating a waiter, Michael Marchand.

Brit, wearing black and dark sunglasses, and waiter Michael Marchand, dressed up in a shirt and tie, definitely caused quite a stir when they were spotted out together at Mirabelle restaurant, where Michael works, in LA on Nov. 21!
An eyewitness tells Life & Style, “Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming – he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile.”
Life & Style reports that Brit instantly fell for Michael when she was at Mirabelle in early November.

The key to a woman's heart as same with a man is always her stomach. That woman's name is Britney Spears.

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers in a bad spot

After being arrested for being drunk, he received more bad news. His mother had passed away at the age of 50. The Sun reports that Jon's 50-year-old mother, Geraldine, passed away in Cork. His rep confirmed the passing of his mother, but would not release details. Friends of Geraldine were said to be shocked, because she seemed healthy. Lets hope he gets through this.

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Rihanna in GQ online

 

What's up with Rihanna these days? Nothing much, just looking sexy as usual. These pictures of her and Robin Thicke were for GQ. And I'll be damned. I'm lost for words so may I suggest we enjoy the heavenly sight of Rihanna.

 

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Hayden Pannettiere is GQ's Obsession of the year

Somehow, I'm not finding these pictures anywhere near sexy or hot. Hayden is GQ's Obssession of the Year. Below are some pictures of Hayden in Men's Vogue.

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Mariah Carey smells like smores

Mariah Carey smells like smores. She went on to Ellen, while wearing her perfume M. Which Ellen said to her, 'You smell like smores'.

"The marshmallow element you smelled before is the top note and was a subliminal thing – just to give you little campfire memories," she explained of her first-ever fragrance.

I'm no big fan of perfume, since my natural body smell turns and wets women all over me. So I'm pretty confident if I ever want to smell like a campfire or have a girl smell like a campfire, I'd make sure we are in a campfire, following many interesting events involving lubricant and the jungle.

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Britney listened!

Looks like Britney listened and hired herself a driver to drive the kids. Unbelievable....

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Horse Duff wears a hat

Horse Duff was spotted at Club Butter and should you really care, she was wearing a hat.

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Victoria's Secret Mega Post

Its that time of the year again. Check my photo gallery for the Victoria's Secret 2007 show. Models included are:

  1. Heidi Klum
  2. Karolina Kurkova
  3. Adriana Lima
  4. Alessandra Ambrosio
  5. Izabel Goulart
  6. Selita Ebanks
  7. Miranda Kerr
  8. Marissa Miller
  9. Julia Stegner
  10. Morgane Dubled
  11. Eugenia Volodina
  12. Isabeli Fontana
  13. Inguna Butane
  14. Lindsay Ellingson
  15. Oluchi Onweagba
  16. Erin Wasson
  17. Elise Crombez
  18. Flavia Oliveira
  19. Andi Muise
  20. Hana Sokoupova
  21. Marija Vujovic
  22. Jessica White
  23. Noemie Lenoir
  24. Angela Lindvall
  25. Jessica Stam
  26. Behati Prinsloo
  27. Candice Swanpoel
  28. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
  29. Caroline Winberg
  30. Michaela Kocianova
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Dr Jans walks out of Larry King

Dr Jan Adams is the plastic surgeon that worked on Kanye West's mother before she died. He appeard on Larry King live and briefly stated his intentions of clearing himself of the inaccuracies in the press. He then said Kanye West’s family, who he loves and respects, had asked him not to go on. So he got up and walked out. People says:

Later in the show, it was revealed that Adams had received a letter from the West family's lawyers earlier Tuesday asking him not to appear on the show – and threatening to ask the Medical Board of California to decertify him if he spoke about the case.

"When they are comfortable, then I will be comfortable [speaking out]," Adams told King. "If they are never comfortable, then I will never be comfortable."

The doctor then removed his ear piece and walked off stage while King cut to commercial.

Walking out does not say or let people know the glove does not fit! Don't you know that already?

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