Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

Michelle Pfeiffer is 49 years old and she's still incredibly hot. This probably makes Demi Moore feel the pinch since Michelle didn't blow 500,000 away to keep age from creeping up. She probably spent less than 500,000 anyway. At least, that's under reasonable belief and doubt.

Rihanna is looking very classy. And unlike Brit and Paris, Rihanna's dog is extremely cute. Check out the rest of the pics of Rihanna and her poodle below.

This is probably boring to most. Heck, I'm finding it boring as well looking at this two. Here's John Mayer with his new girlfriend Minka Kelly, who looks pretty juvenile. There isn't any fighting as much as there would have been if it was Jessica Simpson instead.

Some photographer named Eric Ford is in some trouble being the subject of a criminal investigation after he tried to sell some pictures of Kim Kardashian and her sister. Explicit pictures. Not that bad right? But...read on:

The sisters, who will star in E!'s "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" this fall, are identified as being in nude pictures that were offered for sale to media outlets yesterday. The women are also seen in sexual poses with a naked man. But while Kim is 27 and Kourtney is 28, sources say the pictures were taken 11 years ago, when they were teenagers."

Damn its a pedo! I don't want to know how Kim Kardashian looks like naked before the ass came about.

Ok maybe she does like her, but you know there's a little sibling rivalry somehow. Beyonce's sister who's name is maybe Solange, I really wouldn't know, because she's not famous. She says:

"I don't want to get that far," she claims. "I feel really bad for my sister. I'm always like, 'Oh, let's go to the mall,' or 'Let's go here,' and she can't. I enjoy having that."

Oh, and she feels there is no competition with Beyonce either. "I think that as artists we're totally different, and when my record comes out it will express that," she says about her new album, "Solange & The Hadley Street Dreams."

"But I admire my sister so much," adds Solange. "She's one of my role models in that she is successful and classy. She's very diplomatic and lives her life true to self."

Anything for some media attention. So unlike Beyonce.

 Lily Allen's just snagged a part in a feature film, in which she will be portraying the character of Lydia Bennett, the lover of Mr. Darcy's arch nemesis. "Jane Austen Handheld," is the title and shooting is set to commence in the spring.

Spoof films. Nothing serious can come out of this.

Britney's family are sure a supportive bunch. Her aunt Chanda McGovern is speaking out about her family's fear that Britney will commit suicide. Chanda said in the sun:

On Britney possibly committing suicide:
“We are worried about suicidal tendencies in her. Everything is spiraling down and she has not got a backbone — a family member to help her. We fear that one day we may turn on the TV that she’s done something terrible to herself.”

On Britney’s outlandish behavior:
“Every time you turn the TV on it’s something and every time it’s more negative than the last. It gets worse and worse. Not wearing panties is not something a true southern girl would do. Then, in front of the paparazzi when she crashed into the car and said, ‘Oops’ and took off, she knows better than that.”

On Britney’s VMA performance:
“In some of the clips we’ve seen it looks like either she’s on something or so drunk she doesn’t know what world she’s in. It’s heartbreaking. Everybody is human, but she needs to come back down to earth. Her mother was always her backbone. Since they’ve fallen out everything has gone to hell.”

On Britney’s kids:
“The kids came second and her party life came first so it really wasn’t a shock that the kids have been taken away from her. It was just very disappointing. You just want to reach out and grab her and hug her and tell her you love her. I want to knock some sense into her and say, ‘Britney — wake up!’”

Britney obviously needs new family members. These ones are just old, smelly, and rusty. From the south eh? Don't wear panties eh? Sounds like fun down there. No pun intended.

Many experts believe that the symmetrical attributes of a face is what determines the good lookingness. SJP's face is symmetrical with the word ugly. This is really bugging me, because SJP is the only famous really ugly person that's going to be in a movie about sex because obviously someone in the movie wants to bang her and this really bothers me. What's going to happen to our children in future when they watch stuff like that? Just how am I going to explain that you don't actually need talent or skills.