Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

Jamie Foxx was all man right before he put clip ons here in this picture. Some people can't take the pain, guess he's one of them.

 The 36-year-old rocker - who came to blows with the Motley Crue drummer at the Las Vegas awards ceremony on September 9 - regrets not leaving a more lasting impression.

Rock told Rolling Stone magazine: "I don't got big guns, but I know how to throw a punch. If I knew how much press this was going get, I would've come back with a left."

 He added: "I was like, 'That's it!' He knows how much he has disrespected me through the years, and I'd told him he had it coming. I was left with no choice. I was going to be a b***h or be a man. And I'm not a b***h. Never have been."

Kid Rock is really making headlines these days. In the new issue of Penthouse Magazine (classy) Kid Rock takes aim at a certain American actor who is against the war. It doesn't take a damn brain surgeon to figure out he's talking about Sean Penn.

George Clooney made a bet with Michelle Pfeifer that started out as $100 that he won't get married. That bet has not reached 100,000. Its hard to say that George Clooney will ever get married again, though I'm really thinking he's going to win the bet. And when does the bet end? When George is long and gone? Sounds like a bet that doesn't have quite the guidelines.

"I regret having my breasts done because I'm never happy with them. But the most painful was having my legs lifted. They literally cut all the way around the top of your thigh, pull up the skin like a stocking, then cut the excess away and sew it back on. When I came round I thought they'd sewn my legs together the swelling was so bad.

"So right now, I've really, really had it with surgery."

Oh man I'm so grossed out right now.

Earlier reports seem to contradict that Lindsay Lohan had left rehab and some say that she was still in rehab. Which is not really big news. She reportedly packed her things yesterday and left with her father, Michael Lohan, with whom she has had an estranged relationship with in the past. X17 says:

X17 can report exclusively that Lindsay said 'Bye-bye' to the Cirque Lodge today as she and her dad Michael packed up the car and headed out! We're wishing Lindsay the best for her continued recovery!

And all the other updates are saying that she's not going to leave rehab anytime soon etiher. This shit is confusing and getting boring. The only juicy news that came out of Lindsay Lohan this week was that she plucked a pumpkin out, like a normal person.

Jessica Simpson has been having quite a healthy diet it seems. And would you just take a look at the magnificent cleavage of Jessica Simpson? Its as if someone who really stressed out with life, had no cure for it, and suddenly came here and saw this picture of humongous tities of Jessica Simpson. Miraculously they're cured and are now leading happy and full lives.