Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

JLo was on Good Morning America today and MTV's TRL yesterday where both hosts awkwardly tried to get her to admit that she's knocked up. She's rumored to be knocked up with twins. I'd like to see her deny reports of her being pregnant when she's as big as a whale.

On GMA this morning, Robin Roberts said to JLO, "We're going to talk about family and what's going on." Diane Sawyer stopped her though and said, “She's very private, she loves her privacy...So there's very little we can do!"

This shit is getting old and boring. I'd be more than happy to know that JLo's just getting fat and ugly. And its downhill all the way from here.

Lily Allen says she managed to go from size 12 to size 8 thanks to hypnosis. Us Magazine says:

Allen slimmed down with the help of Susan Hepburn, an accredited hypnotherapist and psychotherapist who charges approximately $600 an hour to implant subconscious messages into clients' minds reminding them to stop eating when they feel full.

"After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad,” Allen, 22, said. “I just want to get more toned and healthy. I'm really good about everything at the moment -- I've never been happier.”

This sounds similar to what Scott Adams might say. I never thought this was possible. So what now for Jenny and Marie? Business would be bad if this got out. Whisper this to Britney somebody.

Here's a pregnant Halle Berry busy promoting her new show 'Things we lost in the fire'. Halle told People that she's loving every minute of being pregnant. Even the morning sickness!

She said, "There is nothing bad about it. The morning sickness and the vomiting and the hot sweats. Nothing's been bad about it. I've loved every second of it!" And what is she craving? "Hot and spicy peppercini!"

Below are pictures of Halle still looking pretty well hot.

Britney Spears was ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run as a result of the accident Britney caused on August 8th. This if you remember was when she hit a parked car, just to get down check her car get back in and get away. While in the presence of the paps.

Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.
Brit's attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court's decision.
Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.

The model citizen and model mom Britney sure knows how to execute things. Especially since you only have to comply if you're ordered to, I mean, why go all the way out on a limb if no one says anything? Right?

Here are some pictures of Brad and Angie's NYC Waldorf Towers apartment. Get this, it costs, 100k a month. Read on.

There's also plenty of room for the growing family, considering the sprawling apartment features five bedrooms plus a library that they have converted into a sixth, up to six baths and a huge gourmet kitchen. In addition, the pad boasts terraces with sweeping views of the city.

"It's actually grander than the [Towers'] Presidential Suite," one broker said.

Still, the star may be willing to occasionally forgo his casual clothes in exchange for the other perks residents enjoy, including room service, twice-daily maid service, a round-the-clock concierge -- even a weekly magic show for the kids.

According to reports, Uma Thurman is engaged to her millionaire Swiss boyfriend.

TMZ has confirmed that The Hoff had a little booze relapse which put him in the hospital where he's currently detoxing!

…the Hoff did have a relapse and is in the hospital, but is doing fine. In an exclusive statement, Katz tells us “David had a brief relapse and immediately recognized the importance of addressing it with the assistance of his doctors. He is doing fine and will be back home in the morning”.

Talk about the importance of being man. You'll never get any more man than the Hoff.

George Clooney and Sarah Larson spent some friendly time with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber last night. Sarah's off the crutches and back to following Clooney around.

Here's George Clooney showing Cindy how its done.

Ugly Betty has got a lot of good things going for her. First she won some award for Ugly Betty now she's won the Hispanic Woman of the Year.

Today she gets to add yet another trophy to her case after being named Hispanic Woman of The Year by the Hollywood Reporter and Billboard.

"It's an honor to be in such esteemed company. And it's a thrill to see talented women recognized for their work behind the camera."