Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

Angelina Jolie’s Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider series has been named the sexiest female superhero of all time in a recent poll conducted to coincide with the release of the FF2: Rise of The Silver Surfer DVD. Here’s what the top 5 looks like:

1) Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider
2) Jessica Alba as Sue Storm in Fantastic Four
3) Halle Berry as Catwoman in Catwoman
4) Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns
5) Jane Fonda as Barbarella in Barbarella (Source)

Not only does Britney Spears sorta command the paps, but she also gets them to do her bidding. After her Rite-Aid shopping spree she sent one of the paps to buy her Justin Timberlake's CD at Virgin down the street. Most likely to jack off to.

News Flash!

If you check out Beyonce's boob a little, you'll see some sort of tape attached on it. And if you use your bionic eyes, you can see Beyonce's nipple or something like that. I'm not sure, after all I'm not a pervert like you.

Leonardo DiCaprio is a green freak.

Leo owns his own island off of the coast of Belize and he's going to partner with the Four Seasons hotel chain to build a "green hotel" on it.

Beyond an expected start date of 2008, very little additional details have been leaked. We can only assume that these hotels will have a neutral impact on the planet -- sourcing energy either from the surrounding ocean, sun, wind, or other methods.

Incidentally, Leonardo also doesn't quite like Bush.

"I think if you asked any environmentalist about George Bush's policies on the environment he gets quite close to a 'D' or an 'F'," DiCaprio told reporters at a news conference in Los Angeles to promote his new documentary, The 11th Hour.

Tara Reid told FHMonline that she'll never end up like Paris or Lindsay because she knows the right way to party.

Lily Allen has a half sister! Gala Talbott told the Sun that she is Lily's half sister. Keith Allen, knocked up her mother 16 years ago and now there you have it, Gala Talbott.

“The only thing I expect is for him to provide for me because I’m his child — and that’s the decent thing for him to do."